I've deleted my previous posts, as I wasn't happy with the content. I'm not doing enough to warrant a weekly rant about what's gone right and what's gone wrong. And anyway, do you really want to read that ?
I've now decided to cut my bloggage to a minimum (that's the amount I post and not a Jewish rite of passage) and throw in some comedy stuff. Some of it almost true, some of it complete routine material. Hopefully this will make a better read, as I slowly try to hone my comedy talent and eventually make it up on to the stage. Which reminds me, my mate had been in a traffic accident recently, so I went to the intensive care unit to visit him. I saw the nurse on reception and told her that I was there to see my mate, who was in with heavy blood loss, a broken leg, a dislocated shoulder and a punctured lung. She enquired '..and does the patient have a name ?'. I replied 'Why, are there two in here like that ?'
